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Dad Jokes
Q: How many apples grow on a tree?
A: All of them.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, not atmosphere.
Lack of Knowledge
Years ago, my dad started first grade in a one-room country school. When he returned home after that first day of class, his mother asked him if he liked it.
Dad answered, “I don’t see any reason to go back to that school, because the teacher had to ask me how to spell cat.”