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A Sudden Fall
“Congratulations Mr. Smith,” said the Psychiatrist. “I think we have finally and completely cured you of your delusion.”
“Thanks, I guess,” answered Mr. Smith grimly.
“But what’s wrong?” asked the psychiatrist. “Why do you sound so depressed?”
“Wouldn’t you be down if one day you’re the President and the next day you’re nobody?”
Cold Turkey
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
“No, ma’am. They’re dead.”