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Reindeer Games
Q: What do you call a blind reindeer?
A: I have no eye deer.
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: What do you call a scary looking reindeer?
A: A cariboo.
Q: What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
A: This one’s gonna sleigh you!
Q: Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?
A: Because every single buck is dear to him!
Rudolph the Weatherman
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
North Pole Chores
Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.