My idea of visitation:
Everyone coming to see me.
My idea of sympathy:
Everybody suffers with me.
My idea of meekness:
Everybody yielding to me.
My idea of unity:
Everybody agreeing with my opinion.
My idea of cooperation:
Everybody working in my place.
My idea of a good sermon:
One that applies to everybody but me.
My idea of a sinner:
Everybody I dislike.
My idea of good attendance:
Showing up if I feel like it.
via San Augustine church of Christ
San Augustine, TX
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