Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year?
Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
A: The Crossing Gourd.
Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
A: Paid leaf.
Q: Why did the apple pie cry?
A: It’s peelings were hurt!
A dog walked in to the telegram office one day. He took out a blank form and wrote on it:
“Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
Then he handed it to the clerk. The clerk examined the paper and said to the dog, “You know there are only nine words here? You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all!”
What’s Your Answer?
I was on a flight the other day when the stewardess came up to me and said, “Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?”
I said, “What are the options?”
She said, “Yes and No.”