On the Lighter Side (April 2023)

Garden Time My gardener talked to me about edible herbs I can grow. It was sage advice. — I started growing some fungi in my garden, but it failed miserably. I guess there is mushroom for improvement. — So my neighbor sees me kneeling down, busy in my garden and asks what I’m doing.”I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order.“”Really?! I don’t know how you find the time!””It’s right next to the sage.” — Q: What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?A: A rash of good luck. — Missing in the Mail Many letters from around the world addressed to God end up at the post office in Jerusalem in the undeliverable mail department. “We have hundreds of thousands of letters sent to either God or Jesus Christ, and for some reason they come to Jerusalem,” said post office spokesman Yitzak Rabihiya. In…