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A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday, about a third of the usual length. He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate portions of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning.”
After the service, a visitor from another congregation shook hands with the preacher and said, “Preacher, if that dog of yours has any pups, I want to get one to give to my minister.”
Serious question: How much hunger for the Word do you bring on Sundays? Read Matthew 5:6.