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Forgiveness
There was a man standing before a judge in California for shooting a Condor. This a protected bird and people who kill them must pay the consequences. The man pleaded with the judge by saying, “I just arrived in this state and I have never seen a bird that large before. I was hungry and could not help myself to shoot and eat it. The judge said, “I forgive you, just don’t let it happen again!” The man replied, ”Yes, sir!” The judge curious about the bird asked the man how did it taste? The man replied, “Oh, I guess somewhere between a Whooping Crane and a spotted owl.”
Strange Day at the Bookstore
I went into a store to buy some books about turtles. “Hardbacks?” asked the shopkeeper. “Yes,” I replied. “And they have little heads, too.”
Even Stranger at the Library
A man walks into a library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, “This is a library.” The man apologizes and whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.”
Another man walks into the library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, “They’re right behind you…”