A Punny Fall
Q: Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
A: Because the pride goeth before the fall!
Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
He was absent without leaves!
Q: Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?
A: Because they’re easily stumped!
Q: What kind of coat should you wear in the fall?
A: A har-vest!
With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
Q: Who helps the small pumpkins cross the street at school?
A: The crossing gourds.
The Cold Shoulder
An elderly lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, “Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me, you do not want that parrot!”
She said, “I can teach it good manners,” and she bought it.
When she got home the parrot said a bad word, so she put it in the freezer for 10 seconds.
She took it out and said, “Did you learn your lesson?”
It said another bad word so she put it back in for 30 seconds. She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet.
The parrot said “Brrrrr…yes I learned my lesson, but, what did the chicken do?”