We Need a Riddle Christmas
Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
A: Because he has private elf care!
Q: What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
Q: What do you call a broke Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less
Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they’re shell-fish.
Q: What do you call it when reindeer take a break?
A: Santa Pause.
Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
A: He got 12 months.