December 2020, Vol. 39, No. 12 | Humor

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On the Lighter Side (December 2020)

posted on December 1, 2020

We Need a Riddle Christmas

Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.

Q: Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
A: Because he has private elf care!

Q: What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?
A: Elfis.

Q: What do you call a broke Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less

Q: What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? 
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

Q: Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they’re shell-fish.

Q: What do you call it when reindeer take a break?
A: Santa Pause.

Q: What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
A: He got 12 months.

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