August 2021, Vol. 40, No. 8 | Humor

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On the Lighter Side (August 2021)

posted on August 3, 2021

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Miniature Golf
It was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids. “Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully. “I am” said one. “No, I am” said another. “No,” the father said, “their mother is!”

Well That Makes Sense
Vacationing in Vermont, I picked up the local paper to check out the forecast. It read:
Today: Sunny, 76. 
Tonight: Not so sunny, 55.

Two Year Old
My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Alex playing calmly in the woods. “Listen to me, Alex,” his mother said sharply. “From now on when you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?” Alex thought about that for a moment and said, “Okay. Disney World.”

Vacation Time
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No because they’re always in school!

Q: Where do sharks go for summer vacation?
A: Finland!

Q: Where do ants travel for summer vacation?
A: Frants!

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