Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. — Working for God doesn’t pay much. But His retirement plan is out of this world! — Job Description Personnel Director: “What previous experience have you had and what work have you done?” Applicant: “I was a secretary. All I had to do was look like a girl, think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a dog.” — Born Again An irate subscriber stormed into a newspaper office waving the current edition, asking to see “whoever wrote the obituary column.” After being referred to a young reporter, he stormed, “You can see I’m very much alive, and you’ve put me in the obituary column. I demand a retraction.” Replied the reporter, “I never retract a story. But I…