On the Lighter Side (September 2024)

Boss: “I can’t believe you’re just standing there leaning against that crate. How much are you getting a week?”  Young man: “Me? Ah, about $150.” Boss: “Here’s your $150. Now get out! You’re through!” As the young man hurried out, the boss turned to a worker and said, “How long has that fellow been with us? The worker said, “He’s never worked here, that I know of. He just delivered a package from the printer.” — An executive was interviewing a young man who was not too bright for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about his personality, so he asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?” The young man quickly responded, “The living one.” — A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around…