On the Lighter Side (December 2024)

Christmas Dad Jokes Q: What do elves do after school? A: Gnome-work. Q: What does Santa Claus keep on his mantle? A: Nick-nacks. Q: Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? A: In the dictionary. Q: Why is Santa such a good shopper? A: Because he makes a list, then checks it twice. Q: How do elves know how to make toys? A: They’re elf-taught. Q: How much does Santa pay his reindeer? A: Eight bucks. Q: How do elves produce toys so quickly? A: They make short work of it. Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: I only have ice for you. Q: Why do wiener dogs love winter? A: They like to dachshund through the snow. Q: Why do reindeer have fur coats? A: Because they don’t fit into parkas. Q: What did the reindeer say to Santa? A: Nothing. Reindeer can’t talk. Q: What do you call a reindeer with only two legs? A: Eileen. Q:…