On the Lighter Side (October 2026)

Life moves fast. One day you are driving around listening to loud music. Then one day you’re turning it down so you can see better.
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I spent my childhood terrified of quicksand, spontaneous combustion, and the Bermuda Triangle. 
Turns out I should’ve been more worried about my knees.
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Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATM’s.
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I hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.
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If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
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I’m at the age where I need at least three weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous.
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The cleanliness of my house has two settings: “Company is coming” and “there appears to have been a struggle.”
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I was making soup the other day and the recipe called for 5 potatoes cubed. But 125 potatoes seems a bit excessive, doesn’t it?
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Kids today complain about road trips while holding an iPad.
I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.
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I grew up in the era where our parents interpreted exhaling too hard as talking back.
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I just got back from a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.