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The Legalist
A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer, “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”
The lawyer responds: “I charge $1,000 to answer three questions.”
“That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”
“Yes. Now what’s your third question?”
My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”
Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments?
Mount Rushmore.