On the Lighter Side (August 2020)

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Back to School
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “Just you wait!”

What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.”

Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”

Teacher: “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Student: “HIJKLMNO.”
Teacher: “What are you talking about?”
Student: “Yesterday you said it’s H to O!”

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

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