[75 words]
The god of Ease? “Had a hard week, gotta get some rest.”
The god of Mammon? “Gotta get another dollar.”
The god of Popularity? “Company came; gotta stay home with them.”
The god of Pleasure? “Only day I have to hunt, fish, golf, swim, ski.”
The god of Self-Pride? “They do not treat me right.”
The God of Heaven? “I love God more than anything and I will be in the assembly for worship regardless.”