This is Just the Elevator

  [305 words] The story is told of a farmer who called into a radio station during a contest, and being the fifth caller, he was given an all expense trip paid to New York City.  The farmer was absolutely overwhelmed by his trip and the new experiences.  A stretch limo picked him up and took him to the airport; his first flight; his first glimpse of New York City, etc. As the bell hop carried this farmer’s luggage into the five star hotel, they opened the door and entered a room.  The bell hop noticed a look of disappointment on the farmer’s face and asked, “Sir, is something wrong?  You don’t look like you’re satisfied.”  The farmer said, “I shouldn’t complain because I haven’t paid for any of this, but I am a little disappointed that my room is so small and that I have to share it with…