On the Lighter Side (September 2018)

  [266 words] Over the Counter “I would like vitamins for my son,” a mother said. “Vitamin  A, B or C?” the pharmacist asked. “It doesn’t matter,” the mother replied. “He can’t read yet.” Not on the Same Page A little girl had just started kindergarten. After a few days, she came home and said, “Grandpa, I learned the slide rule today.” Grandpa was happy to hear that she was learning something new and really pleased it was about math. He asked her to explain it, and she said, “Only one kid on the slide at a time.” Fast Food Several years ago we headed to a nearby town to visit some relatives. I had a new car and was having fun driving fast on the twisty country roads. As we zoomed along, I noticed a three-legged chicken keeping pace with me. I slowed to get a better look at the speedster…