On the Lighter Side (May 2014)

[347 words] An announcement that actually appeared in a church bulletin: “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget to bring your husband.” — A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor replied. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my condition is, because the prescription is marked ‘NO REFILLS.’” — ONE LINERS: Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on your door forever. To make a long story short, don’t tell it. Its easier to preach ten sermons than to live just one. — A rich banker died and his family met in the lawyer’s…