Have You Ever Noticed…

[232 words] …when the other fellow acts that way, he is ugly; when you do, it is nerves. …when others are set in their ways, they’re obstinate; when you are, it is firmness. …when your neighbor doesn’t like your friend, he is prejudiced; when you don’t like his, you are a good judge of human nature. …when he tries to treat someone especially well, he’s guilty of insincere flattery; when you try it, you are being thoughtful. …when he takes time to do things well, he’s a slowpoke or lazy; when you do, you are deliberate and careful. …when he spends a lot, he is a spendthrift; when you do, you’re generous. …when someone picks flaws in things, he’s cranky and critical; when you do, you are creative. …when he is mild-mannered, you call him weak; when you are, it’s graciousness. …when someone dresses especially well, that person is extravagant;…