A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks, “How much do you charge?”
The lawyer says, “$5,000 for three questions.”
“Wow, that’s pretty expensive, isn’t it?” the man asks.
“Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.
Q: How many sides are there to a circle?
A: Two. The inside and the outside.
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.