On the Lighter Side (October 2019)

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High-Dollar Advice
A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks, “How much do you charge?”
The lawyer says, “$5,000 for three questions.”
“Wow, that’s pretty expensive, isn’t it?” the man asks.
“Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?”

Silly Riddles
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.

Q: How many sides are there to a circle? 
A: Two. The inside and the outside.

Too Punny
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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