April 2020, Vol. 39, No. 4 | Humor

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On the Lighter Side (April 2020)

posted on April 7, 2020

The Yolk’s On You

Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop!

Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other?
A: “Heard any good yolks today?”

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after.

Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A: 14 carrot gold.

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
A: Eggs-ercise!

Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A: A practical yolker.

Q: Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day.

Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you.

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.

Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his eggs!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It’s a tender tail!

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