The Yolk’s On You
Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Q: What did one Easter egg say to the other?
A: “Heard any good yolks today?”
Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
A: It might crack up!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
A: 14 carrot gold.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Q: What do you call a mischievous egg?
A: A practical yolker.
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day.
Q: What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you.
Q: What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards?
A: A receding hare-line.
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
A: Because the chicken had his eggs!
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It’s a tender tail!