Humor | May 2020, Vol. 39, No. 5

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On the Lighter Side (May 2020)

posted on May 7, 2020

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Corny Mom Riddles
Q: What did the mother rope say to her child?
A: Don’t be knotty.

Q: What did the mother spider say to her baby spider?
A: You spend too much time on the web.

Q: Why did the monster’s mom knit him three socks?
A: Because he grew another foot.

Q: What do you call a mother who can’t draw?
A: Tracy.

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because their kids have to play inside.

Q: How do mathematician mothers scold their children?
A: “If I’ve told you n times, I’ve told you n+1 times…”

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