Son: Dad, I’m hungry.
Dad: Hello, Hungry, I’m Dad.
Son: Dad, I’m serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry?
You can tell it’s almost Father’s Day. The kids suddenly want to stop at all the garage sales.
Dad Wisdom: Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
Bobby: What does your father do for a living?
Susie: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Bobby: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Susie: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
When Peter was 16, he finally got his driver’s license. To celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy. When Peter saw his dad he said, “Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after teaching me how to drive all these days, right?” “Nope!”, came the quick reply from the dad. “I’m going to sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you’ve been doing to me for the last sixteen years!”