Q: Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?
A: He sensed fowl play.
Q: If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?
A: A goblet.
Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had his own drumsticks.”
Q: What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Q: Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
A: She ran out of thyme.
A grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’
One of the grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’