From Adam’s Rib
During a Sunday school lesson, a child learned about how God created human beings. The child became especially focused when the teacher explained how Eve was created from Adam’s ribs. Later in the week, the boy’s mother saw him lying down on the floor, so she asked him what was wrong. His reply was priceless: “Mom, I have a pain in my side—I think I’m getting a wife.”
Boaz and Ruth
Before Boaz got married, he was Ruthless.
Q: What time of day was Adam created?
A: Just a little before Eve.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Pharaoh’s daughter was the greatest financial wizard in the Bible. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
“The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.” — George Burns
After explaining the commandment to honor your father and mother, a Sunday School teacher asked her class if there was a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters. One boy, the oldest in his family, immediately answered, “Thou shalt not kill.”