Humor | June 2021, Vol. 40, No. 6

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On the Lighter Side (June 2021)

posted on June 7, 2021

Summer Riddles

Q: What do cats like to eat in the summer?
A: Mice Cream Cones!

Q: What do you call a tiger that drinks lemonade?
A: A sour puss!

Q: What do frogs eat in the summer?
A: Hopsicles! 

Q: Why can’t you play hide and seek with mountains?
A: Because their always peeking

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: The Baaa-hamas. 

Q: And where do sharks go on vacation?
A: Finland! 

Q: What part of the fish weighs the most? 
A: The scales. 

Q: What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
A: Bagels. 

Q: Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls?
A: Because they are shellfish. 

Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

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