On the Lighter Side (February 2024)

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (…Only a fraction of people will get this joke.)

Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere.

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

I’ve been trying to start a sarcasm club, but it’s really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.

My wife accused me the other day of being too immature. I told her there were no girls allowed in my fort.

I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He told me they all look that way and I should have left it in the garden.

Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Two men are on opposite sides of the river. The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?” The other man yells, “You are on the other side of the river!”

I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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