Ways to Ensure Your Chances for a Long Life

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1. Do not ride in an automobile or get in the way of one: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay at home: 17% of all accidents happen in the home.

3. Do not walk around the street: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.

4. Do not travel by air, rail, or water: 6% of all accidents are a result of these types of travel.

5. Only .0001% of all deaths occur in church buildings. So, obviously, the safest place to be is here. Time spent here is the safest for body and soul!

Gary Culbreath

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