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1. Do not ride in an automobile or get in the way of one: they cause 20% of all fatal accidents.
2. Do not stay at home: 17% of all accidents happen in the home.
3. Do not walk around the street: 14% of all accidents happen to pedestrians.
4. Do not travel by air, rail, or water: 6% of all accidents are a result of these types of travel.
5. Only .0001% of all deaths occur in church buildings. So, obviously, the safest place to be is here. Time spent here is the safest for body and soul!
Gary Culbreath