An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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I was always taught to respect older people, but it keeps getting harder to find anyone older than I am.
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A Little Long
The sermon seemed to go on forever. Finally the minister paused and asked, “What more, my friends, can I possibly say?” From the rear of the assembly came a reply, “Amen!”
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Just What I’ve Always Wanted
A little boy was looking forward with great anticipation to the annual birthday gift from his grandmother. She usually picked out a delightful toy that would please him. Unfortunately, this time she had decided her grandson was old enough to receive clothing instead of toys. She sent him a sweater. The little boy sat down and dutifully wrote a “thank you” note: “Dear Grandma: Thank you for the sweater. It’s what I’ve always wanted—but not very much. Love, Johnny.”
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So That’s Why!
An elementary school teacher was telling her class about statistics which indicate that more twins are being born these days than in the past.
“Why?” asked a little boy.
“Because,” answered a little girl, “little children are afraid to come into the world alone.”