On the Lighter Side (December 2016)

  [348 words] Very Punny Christmas One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn’t cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side. “Well, would you look at that!” remarked Peter to Joe. “That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!” Holiday Riddles Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ? A: Santa Clues! Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? A: Because it “ soots “ him! Q: What happened when Joe ate the Christmas decorations? A: He came down with tinsel-itis. Q: Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? A: Its true . . ….