On The Lighter Side (March 2016)

Confusing Password I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back. We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.” Late Again Tour guide: “And this is where the Magna Carta was signed.” Tourist: “When did this happen?” Tour guide: “Twelve fifteen.” Tourist: “Wouldn’t you know it. We only missed it by 25 minutes.” Never Ever • Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time. —Norman Ford • Never trust a man when he’s in love, drunk, or running for office. —Shirley Maclaine • Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is…