On the Lighter Side (April-May 2016)

Repentance: Tax Style After hearing a sermon on Psalm 52:3-4 (lies and deceit), a man wrote the IRS, “I can’t sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. Enclosed is a check for $150. If I still can’t sleep, I’ll send the rest.” Renters’ Excuses These tenants gave landlords creative reasons for avoiding paying their rent. “With my daughter’s graduation, our new boat, and our trip to Europe this year, we’re a little strapped.” “I’m getting real tired of paying this rent every month! You’ll have to wait a few more days.” “We’re a little short right now. But don’t worry—we’re getting a refund on my wife’s tattoo. The artist messed it up, and we’re getting back most of the bucks!” “I didn’t pay the rent because I’m saving up to move.” “It’s your fault the check bounced. Why didn’t you tell me you were going to run…