On the Lighter Side (June-July 2016)

Lunch Time Joey: “I don’t want to take my little sister fishing. Last time I didn’t catch a single fish.” Mother: “I’ll talk to her. This time she won’t make any noise.” Joey: “It wasn’t the noise. She ate all the bait!” Click It or Ticket A lady who was speeding was pulled over to the side of the road by an officer. She didn’t have her seat belt on, so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, “I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?” “Oh, yes I do, officer,” she replied. “Well,” asked the officer, “do you always loop it through your steering wheel like that?” Unexpected Prize A salesman talked my uncle into buying 10,000 personalized pens for his…