On the Lighter Side (February 2015)

A proud and confident genius makes a bet with a dummy. The genius says, “Hey dummy, every question I ask you that you don’t know the answer, you have to give me $5. And if you ask me a question and I can’t answer yours I will give you $5,000.” The dummy says, “Okay.” The genius then asks, “How many continents are there in the world?” The dummy doesn’t know and hands over the $5. The dummy says, “What animal stands with two legs but sleeps with three? ” The genius tries and searches very hard for the answer but gives up and hands over the $5,000. The genius says, “Man , I lost. By the way, what was the answer to your question?” The dummy hands over $5. — Jan’s father was visiting for a week , and since he was a pretty good fix-it man, she left him…