On the Lighter Side (April 2018)

[214 words] April GroanersQ: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?A: Because they just finished a 31-day March! Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?A: An umbrella! Q: What letter is like a spring flower?A: The letter A, because a bee comes after it. Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?A: During APE-ril showers! Q: How do rabbits keep their fur neat?A: They use a harebrush! Origin of MilkWhen I told my son where milk comes from, he asked, “Mama, howdo the cows sit on those little bottles?” Straight Out of the ER“Patient in to ER at 0400 with no complaints: ‘I have been having chest pain for 4 months but I am not having chest pain now. The reason I’m here now is because I heard that 4am is the best time to come cause there are not that many people.’ ” “Had a woman call 911…