[116 words] Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school. Pupil: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much. Kid: I think we need a new teacher. Mom: Why is that? Kid: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers. Mom: What did you learn today? Kid: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow. Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet. Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got! Joe: What’s the king of all school supplies? Moe: I don’t know. What? Joe: The ruler. Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon….
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