Remember Me?

[344 words] The other day as I was waiting for my car to be tuned, a framed message entitled “Remember Me?” caught my attention. “I’m the fellow who goes into a restaurant, sits down and patiently waits while the waitresses do everything but take my order; I’m the fellow who goes into the department store and stands quietly while the sales clerks finish their little chit-chat. I’m the fellow who drives into a gasoline service station and never blows his horn, but waits patiently while the customer at the gas pump reads a book.” “Yes, you might say I’m a good guy. But do you know who else I am? I’M THE FELLOW WHO DOES NOT COME BACK! It amuses me to see you spend thousands of dollars every year to get me back into your store, when I was there in the first place. All you had to do…