On the Lighter Side (March 2014)

One day the preacher asked for everyone who wanted to go to heaven to raise their hand. One little boy up front did not raise his hand. The preacher called him out. “Son, don’t you want to go to heaven someday?” The boy said, “Yes, but I thought you were getting up a bunch to go right now!” — Jim shows up at a worship service, seeking help. “I need you to pray for my hearing,” he tells the elders. One elder puts his fingers on Sam’s ears, and they pray and pray. When he’s done, he asks, “How’s your hearing now?” “I don’t know,” says Sam. “I don’t go to court till next Tuesday.” — Why does a ten dollar bill look so small at the grocery store, but so big in the church collection plate? — During the preacher’s sermon, a large plant fell over right behind the…