On the Lighter Side (April 2014)

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, “low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman gets our of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got your truck stuck, huh?” The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.” — A little boy had just polished off all the cookies in the kitchen. His mother came in and seeing the empty cookie jar and the crumbs, said to the wee lad, “Son, who ate all the cookies?” The little boy replied, “An animal did.” ”What kind of animal?” his mother asked. The young lad was thoughtful for a moment,…