On the Lighter Side (July 2014)

[396 words] A little boy and his daddy were looking at a litter of puppies, planning to buy one, and the daddy asked the boy which one he wanted. The lad pointed to a pup whose tail was wagging furiously and said, “That one with the happy ending!” – How Adam Had It Easy 1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married. 2. He had no in-laws to drop in. 3. There were no “Jones” for him to keep up with. 4. There were no credit cards or shopping centers. 5. He never had his dinner interrupted by telemarketers. 6. He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe. 7. He never had to shovel snow! 8. If he had gone bald, who would have known that wasn’t normal? 9. There was no “standard weight and height” tables and the word…