On the Lighter Side (November 2014)

[397 words] A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to a dentist. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novocaine because I’m in a big hurry,” the woman said. “Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we’ll be on our way.” The dentist was quite impressed. “You’re certainly a courageous woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?” The woman turned to her husband and said, “Show him your tooth, dear.” — In writing his resume for a full-time position, an applicant described his summer job as purchasing, being responsible for the accuracy of daily cash transactions, and maintaining the morale, alertness, and wellbeing of the entire office staff. Actually, he went out for coffee. — Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speech maker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? — A preacher told me of his effort…