On the Lighter Side (January 2013)

[506 words] Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child. I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and I would stay like that.” Bobby looked up and replied, “Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.” — John: “Why is Tony pacing the floor like that?” Jim: “Well, he’s terribly worried about his wife.” John: “Why? What does she have?” Jim? “His new car.” — Mike: “Is it true that an alligator won’t attack you if you carry a flashlight?” Larry: “That depends on how fast you carry it.” — Doctor: “Are you telling me you have never had an accident in your entire life?” Farmer: “Well, last spring I was out in the field and my bull tossed…