On the Lighter Side (February 2013)

[427 words] On her birthday morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening just before her birthday celebration, he came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.” — A group’ of children were asked in Sunday morning Bible class, “Why do you love the Lord?” One child responded, “I don’t know, sir, I guess it just runs in our family.” — A COW WITH NO HORNS “Mister, why doesn’t this cow have any horns?” asked the young lady from a nearby city on a field trip to the country. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, “Well, ma ‘am, cattle can do a…