On the Lighter Side (April 2019)

[187 words] Spring Funnies Q: Does February like March?A: No, but April May Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?A: During APE-ril showers Q: What season is it best to go on a trampoline?A: Spring time Q: What do you call a rabbit with flees?A: Bugs Bunny Q: What goes up when the rain goes down?A: Umbrellas Q: What month of the year is the shortest?A: May (only 3 letters) Q: Name a bow that can’t be tied.A: A rainbow Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?A: Paddy O’Furniture Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?A: She always ran away from the ball. Q: Why was the bee mad?A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey. Out of This World Worm Little Eddie and his father were digging for fishing bait in the garden. Uncovering a many-legged creature, Eddie proudly dangled it before…