A young soldier left home to join the army. He told his girl friend that he would write every day. After about six months, he received a letter from his girlfriend that she was marrying someone else. He wrote home to his family to find out who she married. The family wrote back and told him. It was the mailman. – Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent’s nasty Aunt Minnie. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later Jennifer was horrified to learn that her aunt had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her Aunt Minnie to exchange it, but she refused. “Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,…