On the Lighter Side (October 2019)

[107 words] High-Dollar AdviceA man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks, “How much do you charge?”The lawyer says, “$5,000 for three questions.””Wow, that’s pretty expensive, isn’t it?” the man asks.”Yes,” says the lawyer. “Now, what’s your third question?” Silly RiddlesQ: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?A: Same middle name. Q: How many sides are there to a circle? A: Two. The inside and the outside. Too PunnyI can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog….

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