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Jokes on Ice
Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: How does Frosty the Snowman get around the neighborhood?
A: On his ice-icle.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
Q: What do you call a snowman that can walk?
A: Snow-mobile.
Q: Where does a snowman keep all his money?
A: At the local snow bank.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
Q: Where do snowmen get the weather report?
A: The Winternet.
Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?
A: Freeze.
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