On the Lighter Side (November 2019)

[110 words] Jokes on Ice Q: What did one snowman say to the other?A: Do you smell carrots? Q: How does Frosty the Snowman get around the neighborhood?A: On his ice-icle. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?A: Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies. Q: What do you call a snowman that can walk?A: Snow-mobile. Q: Where does a snowman keep all his money?A: At the local snow bank. Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?A: Ice caps. Q: Where do snowmen get the weather report?A: The Winternet. Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing?A: Freeze….

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